Saturday, April 20, 2013

Bad Timing

Via Instapundit, the tweet of the week: “This week is so bad that an Elvis-impersonating conspiracy theorist sent poison to Obama and that’s like the tenth biggest story.”
A Corinth man charged with mailing letters containing ricin to national leaders believed that he had uncovered a conspiracy to sell body parts on the black market, and he maintains that he is innocent, his lawyer said Thursday. The suspect, Paul Kevin Curtis, 45, an Elvis impersonator ...
Poor guy, why go to all the trouble of sending poison to a president and a senator, if pretty much nobody even notices? And now he has to go to jail.

Of course, when you’re an Elvis impersonator, you’re probably already half-way to convincing a judge you’re nuts.

Update 4/24: My apologies to this guy. It looks like the FBI screwed up again, and he had nothing to do with it. And I screwed up by believing the FBI knew what the hell they're doing.

1 comment:

  1. Wow I didn't know the Elvis part. It has been a bad week.