The answers are marked in red, though this is just for information purposes. If you are taking the test, please do not use these answers, since that would be cheating.
Department of Transportation and Communications
Republic of the Philippines
Republic of the Philippines
Official Drivers' Test - 2013
- The left
- The right
- What center line?
- A place for pedestrians to walk
- A place for motorcycles to drive
- A place for cars to park
- Whatever you damn well want to do with it
- Wait for an opening, then proceed with care
- Close eyes and go, while honking horn
- Pull off the road at a safe spot
- Argue with him
- Ask if two hundred pesos is enough (unless you're a Kano, in which case, ask if a thousand is enough)
- Use turn signals
- Use hand signals
- Do whatever you damn well please
- Check to make sure there are no pedestrians
- Stop if there are pedestrians
- Honk horn if there are pedestrians
- Always
- If there’s a lot of traffic coming from the side streets
- If the car in front of you has stopped, unless you can go around him
- The driver approaching from the left
- The driver approaching from the right
- The driver who’s more of a real man
- Get them repaired immediately
- Get the brakes fixed
- Get horn fixed, wait until next payday (maybe) for the brakes
- Before starting out
- At every intersection
- Whenever you see a pretty girl
- At blind curves
- Before running a red light
- All of the above
- Turn on headlights to see better
- Leave headlights off to conserve gas
- Do as you damn well please
- To help you see when it’s safe to change lanes
- To hang your rosary beads so it will always be safe to change lanes
- The speed limit posted on road signs
- The appropriate speed for road conditions, but no more than posted
- How fast can your car go?
- Stop, check traffic, then pass on the left
- Stop, check traffic, then pass on the right
- Honk, then do whatever you damn well please
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