Conspiracy

Scotland Yard is opening a new investigation into allegations that Princess Diana was murdered. No, I'm not kidding.

The decision to examine the new claims suggests that officers believe they must be looked at by detectives to assess whether they have any weight. 

However they come from the estranged parents-in-law of “Soldier N”, an SAS soldier who was a key witness in the successful prosecution of Sgt Nightingale. He was himself convicted of illegal weapons possession. 

His estranged wife’s parents wrote to the SAS’s commanding officer claiming the soldier had told his wife that the unit had “arranged” the Princess’s death and that this had been “covered up”.

Now there's a credible source.

I think a strong candidate for the title of World's Shortest List might be 'Famous People Who Were Not Murdered by the Illuminati'.