Just today I got this highly personalized message from my pal Scott asking my advice on an important decision he’s trying to make.
Let’s get right to the point …
I am nearing a decision on whether to seek the Republican nomination for President of the United States and the strong support I receive in the coming days will help me decide.
That is why I am reaching out to key conservatives like you, Bob. Please let me know you support a run with a contribution of $10, $35, $50, $100, $250, or even $500 right now.
We will need the strong support of like-minded conservatives from all across the country if we decide to run. If you think I should run — and will support a run — please let me know right now with a generous contribution today.
I’m still working out how to advise ol’ Scotty. Anyone want to advise the advisor?
PS: Did you note that part about “key conservatives like you” — how ’bout that? And you thought I was just some nobody.