How Can You Score a Goal Seven Seconds into a Game?

It ain't easy, unless the other team helps out by being really, really stupid.

Here we see Ecuador, despite currently being ranked #10 in the world, meet the demand for large doses of stupid.

There's a big debate (complete with calling each other vile names) on one site over whether the goal was scored in 6, 7, 8, or 9 seconds. This really matters, I guess. The English-language announcers say six, but it looks to me like the ball crosses the goal when the video timer reads seven.

If you decide the title of this post is misleading, please feel free to sue me.